And _I_ shall have a free view of the race. But none of them will see
it at all. They will all be looking at the back of the man in front,
except Stroke, whose eye will be riveted on the second button of Cox's
blazer. What a life!
A.P.H.
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[Illustration: _Shortsighted and quick-tempered Master of Hounds._
"HI! WHAT D'YE MEAN BY HEADING MY HOUNDS WITH THAT INFERNAL CAR? HOW
THE DEUCE CAN YOU HUNT IN A THING LIKE THAT, SIR?"]
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"To Let, permanent, Furnished Sitting-Boots (size 6);
20s."--_Local Paper_.
No, thanks; we already have a pair that are no good for walking.
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[Illustration: _Enthusiastic Lady (at Musical At Home)_. "DO YOU
REMEMBER WHAT THIS TUNE IS OUT OF, DOCTOR? USED TO BE ALL THE RAGE
WHEN WE WERE IN OUR 'TEENS. TUM--TUM--TUM--TUM--TUM--TUM--TUM--TUM?"
_Eminent Dyspepsia Specialist_. "THE WORDS ARE FAMILIAR."]
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THE SECOND TIME OF ASKING.
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