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"Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 158, March 17, 1920"

Possibly,
now I come to think of it; I shall simply say,
"You know what it is to have a couple of bally kids about the place.
What shall I give you to call it square?"
And he will name a sum and offer me a cigarette, and we shall talk a
little about putting or politics.
But it doesn't much matter. Whatever he asks he can only put it down
in the receipts' column of his account-book under the heading of
"Depreciation of Furniture," whereas in my expenses it will stand as
"Richard and Priscilla: for Adventures, Travel and Romance."
EVOE.
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[Illustration: A ST. PATRICK'S DAY DREAM
(MARCH 17).
THE IDYLLIST OF DOWNING STREET (_with four-leaved shamrock_). "SHE
LOVES ME! SHE--BUT PERHAPS I'D BETTER NOT GO ANY FURTHER."]
* * * * *
[Illustration: _Visitor_. "AND HOW IS YOUR NEWLY-MARRIED DAUGHTER?"
_Mrs. Brown_. "OH, SHE'S NICELY THANK YOU. SHE FINDS HER HUSBAND A BIT
DULL; BUT AS I TELLS HER, THE GOOD 'UNS _ARE_ DULL."]
* * * * *
WINTER SPORT IN THE LOWER ALPS.


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